Liberal Elite's Basketball Nightmare: Northeastern's 'Sanctuary Court' of Defeat Faces Off Against UNC Wilmington's Conservative Competence
Nathan Rivero, 1/12/2025Liberal-elite Northeastern Huskies continue their embarrassing basketball season with a 1-10 record that mirrors the failed policies of the left. With pathetic shooting percentages and home-court performances worse than Biden's approval ratings, their upcoming game against UNC Wilmington promises another display of progressive incompetence in action.
In what can only be described as a liberal-elite nightmare of epic proportions, the Northeastern Huskies — a team representing one of Boston's most progressive institutions — continues to demonstrate their spectacular incompetence on the basketball court. Their upcoming face-off against the UNC Wilmington Seahawks promises to be yet another display of their systematic failure.
The numbers don't lie, folks — and they paint a picture that's uglier than Hunter Biden's laptop. The Huskies, sitting at an abysmal 1-10 record, have managed to turn their home court into a sanctuary city for losing, going 0-4 in their own backyard. It's the kind of performance that makes you wonder if they're taking a knee during practice instead of actually preparing for games.
Let me tell you something about shooting percentages — the Huskies are hitting a mere 34.9% from the field this season. That's lower than Joe Biden's real approval ratings, if you ask me. Meanwhile, the Seahawks — at least showing some semblance of competence — are allowing opponents to shoot 41.1%.
The radical left-wing media might try to sugar-coat this disaster, but let's look at the cold, hard facts. In their last 10 games, the Huskies have been absolutely demolished — averaging a pathetic 48.8 points per game while their opponents cruise to 70.7 points. These aren't just losses, patriots — these are statements of complete and utter surrender.
Yirsy Queliz — their top performer averaging 11.1 points — is putting up numbers that wouldn't even impress AOC's economic advisory team. On the other side, Evan Miller of the Seahawks has been shooting 38% from beyond the arc — at least showing some respect for the fundamentals of the game.
The Seahawks, while not exactly setting the world on fire with their 7-8 record, at least demonstrate some fighting spirit — something sadly lacking in the Democrat-controlled city of Boston. Their 4-6 record in the last 10 games might not be MAGA-level winning, but it's certainly better than the socialist-style wealth distribution of points that Northeastern seems to be practicing.
As these teams prepare to face off in what promises to be another example of Northeastern's failed policies on the court, one can't help but draw parallels to the broader state of affairs in our great nation. Just as we're seeing in Washington, when you embrace losing strategies, you get losing results — and the Huskies' six-game losing streak is a testament to that fundamental truth.
